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Cory Williams, otherwise known as ?MrSafety, The Professional Idiot? has agreed to have the logo tattooed on his forehead while on tour in the U.S. He is a Comedian, Musician, Stunt Man, Producer, Director, and Actor; and also the owner of the famous 150 foot rubber band that smacked Gina Lynns face while they were performing a stunt. paid $1999.99 for the right to leave their mark on his forehead, albeit not permanently. Here?s what Cory has to say about it: ?I will display the auction winner's logo as a henna tattoo on my forehead for 40 days while I'm on the road doing my stand-up comedy and stunts this year. You will also be an official sponsor of my tour and I will also write a funny song about this experience and film the experience for my new DVD. Your logo will also be on the cover of the DVD box as well as the DVD label itself! I will keep the logo 100% visible for the entire time it's on my forehead.?

He?s doing all this so he can raise money to buy himself a miniDVD Camcorder, to keep a record of his upcoming tour for posterity. He also says: ?Why haven't any other comedians done this? The experience is definitely going to be a great bit to talk about! I will be the first comedian ever to go on a comedy tour with a logo on my head! People will want to see that!?

It?s pretty well guaranteed that he?ll be noticed, both on and off the stage, with the Logo on his forehead. There have been many people to get logos henna tattooed on their bodies in various places for various reasons, such as the boxers backs that started the whole tattoo craze, and several pregnant women (and a pregnant dog!) who used their very visible bellies to promote the online casino. In the forehead category, Forehead Goldie must be mentioned as the first woman to get the logo permanently tattooed on her forehead, and also Molly Demers, who had her head shaved, and got two permanent tattoo logos on her cranium. Who?s next? What body part? Permanent or henna? Keep tuned to this web site for more updates.

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On September 18th, 2005 at 5:52 PM bruce martin said:

I wish mr. safety was my father
On September 18th, 2005 at 5:53 PM brian benavidez said:

this guy rocks you should really be in some shows!!!!!
this foo is funny and he is really porlure in myspace so give him a chance okay!!!!

On September 18th, 2005 at 5:54 PM Diana a.k.a D said:

On September 18th, 2005 at 5:55 PM Josh Martin said:

Cory Williams is a crazy off the wall person who is sure to attract people to anyone being sponsored by him. He is sure to amaze people anywhere he goes.
On September 18th, 2005 at 5:59 PM Arthur Rivera said:

Mr. Safety is abosolutly one of the funniest guys i have ever seen everytime i am with one of my friends that hasnt heard of him i play his songs for them and they think it is hilarious so i think what ever he wants he should get
On September 18th, 2005 at 6:07 PM Joe Fetus said:

Mr. Safety is the shiznit! haha, his facial expressions are great and his Fandango video kills me everytime I watch it :)
On September 18th, 2005 at 6:29 PM Omega said:

Mr. Safety is hands down one of the funniest human beings on the face of this Earth, and probably in the entire universe. If you don't listen to and watch Mr. Safety, you're no better than a Nazi. You don't want to be a Nazi, do you?
On September 18th, 2005 at 6:45 PM HisSacredDream said:

mr safety kicks ass, seriously this is the new "jackass"
On September 18th, 2005 at 7:06 PM Emma said:

Corey Rocks. His songs are so funny yo'll find yourself singing them without even knowing. I was at work the other day and was singing Hotsauce and everyone looked weirdly at me. it was funny. Make sure you check him out.
On September 18th, 2005 at 7:20 PM Mathew said:

Mr Safty is the coolest!
On September 18th, 2005 at 7:23 PM Linda Jo said:

He is funny I have only seen his work on myspace but i would love to see him in concert
On September 18th, 2005 at 7:32 PM Cliff said:

Lol, this guy's one krazy dude.
On September 18th, 2005 at 8:47 PM Brent From Turlock said:

Only an idiot would do this... A Professional Idiot!
On September 18th, 2005 at 9:13 PM brian said:

mrsafety is a sick a** guy. keep up the good work.
On September 18th, 2005 at 10:20 PM carey said: supports my movie good luck in life safety
On September 18th, 2005 at 10:21 PM ethan said:

this guy is crazy but hes the coolest guy i kno hes the best at everything make sure you book him a lot
On September 18th, 2005 at 11:07 PM Jamie Gallichio said:

MRSAFETY ROCKS MY SOCKS!!!! This guy has got to be like the coolest guy i have ever met.. He does kick ass stuff and is a wicked awesoem guy!! I LOVE THIS GUY!!! Love Jamie
On September 19th, 2005 at 1:48 AM Amber said:

This guy is the coolest guy!! he rocks!!!
On September 19th, 2005 at 2:50 AM Bernie said:

Mr. Safety is an intelligant guy with quite an imagination I tell you. Come on now you else do you know turns something that is so simple like Hot Sauce, into a song that is so stupid but hilarious at the same time? Anyone????? Not me.I also have never known anyone who had as much ambition and motivation to suceed in life with such "stupidity" other then Mr.Safety The Professional Idiot from Our small town Turlock. Now that's cool. LOL. I think Corys a fun going down to earth guy that likes to be himself and do what he likes most (make people laugh) !!!!! I give him my props.
On September 19th, 2005 at 2:20 PM Tj said:

Mr Safety is a golden god!
On September 19th, 2005 at 5:31 PM Jon said:

He is funny.
On September 19th, 2005 at 6:15 PM AM said:

Mr. Safety is a genius!!! Who else could think of a rap song about making poop? NO ONE! And his idea of getting a henna tatoo of Golden Palace Events on his forehead is another market genius idea by Mr. Safety!
On September 19th, 2005 at 6:24 PM Emily said:

He is F*cking awesome dude
On September 19th, 2005 at 8:36 PM SANDMAN said:

On September 20th, 2005 at 2:15 AM Tygr said:

Mr Safety is the Greatest!!!!!!!
On October 07th, 2005 at 5:12 AM Stephanie Roby said:

On October 07th, 2005 at 4:38 PM Amy said:

Mr. Safety NEEDS to come to Tucson!!!!!! He's awesome and Tucson is boring without him.
On October 08th, 2005 at 5:23 PM Derek Geffs said:

this is like the funniest guy ever...he needs his own show on mtv..his stuff is alot better then viva la i pick on my parents..
On October 09th, 2005 at 5:39 PM Nely said:

He is sooo hilarious his videos n his music are a trip.. He should get booked in memphis,Tn ! HIs a very gooooood laugh!
On October 14th, 2005 at 4:22 PM Ricky said:

On October 19th, 2005 at 8:36 PM Rick Williams said:

a star is born! you make me smile!!!!!!!!. cool!
On October 19th, 2005 at 8:40 PM R L W said:

On October 21st, 2005 at 10:44 AM mc SLIDE said:

He is hilarious
On October 21st, 2005 at 2:22 PM MY BUDDIES KNOW WHO I AM said:

Mr. Safety Rocks!! HIs music is the greatest!!!
On October 22nd, 2005 at 12:25 AM Dominic Tortorete said:

I fucking love you your soo fucking FUNNY
On October 23rd, 2005 at 7:00 PM donovan said:

you need to come to my party sometime not far away
On October 25th, 2005 at 4:10 PM Theo Lolonis said:

Genious, Pure Genious..... when am i gonna be added to the crew?
On October 25th, 2005 at 8:42 PM whoaaa whats a minute said:

your great. what drugs are you on...i want some
On October 25th, 2005 at 8:51 PM lena.maria said:

i think your SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hott.
lets have sex.
i <3 it
your fuckin great
On November 04th, 2005 at 8:09 PM Louie said:

o my gawd!
i LUV you Mr Safety u rock!
and corey is fookin yummy-fit!
XxxxxxxxxX <3
On November 08th, 2005 at 8:27 PM trisha williams said:

hey cory its your sister your site is hetting so nasty its halarious keep up on it
On November 10th, 2005 at 5:54 PM Angie said:

Cory your so sexy i loved the butt juice one and the make toast videos and things they kick ass i love the make poop song its so funny i made it into the song that plays when my comp screen turns on its kick ass no even better your kick ass
On November 11th, 2005 at 4:42 PM Brad said:

i have A.D.D. and i cant get enough of your music!!!
On November 24th, 2005 at 9:58 PM Eric said:

Dude i love all your crazy shit and i have...wait a minute what was i doing?
On December 22nd, 2005 at 3:18 PM Mike said:

This guy is hilarious you will be getting tons of attention.
On December 22nd, 2005 at 3:19 PM Thomas said:

Yea this is a great idea i think the henna tatto is some funny shit its a great idea HOPE YOU GET LOTS OF CUSTEMERS.
On December 22nd, 2005 at 3:22 PM Eric said:

Mr. Safety is my father.
On December 22nd, 2005 at 3:25 PM Jay Carvalho said:

this guy is just like me and my friends. out to have a good time. he sort of "inspires" me you could say. im also making a campsite in my basement at this present time. his tent in the house prank made it seem like a good idea. and "i love chicken" is probably the greatest song ever.

On December 22nd, 2005 at 3:25 PM Craig @ said:

I think it's a great idea. Mr Safety is always out there doing a great job of promoting his stunts and material. Good Luck with everything Safety.
On December 22nd, 2005 at 3:27 PM Kory said:

hes effing awesome
On December 22nd, 2005 at 3:30 PM TiNKeRbEll said:

I think should come on tour to louisville, KY so I can finnally meat him and tackle him maybe even sign his forehead beside the logo, only I won't pay him...
On December 22nd, 2005 at 3:39 PM Tiffany said:

Mr.Safety rocks! one day i was really mad and then my cousin on make poop and showed me the video of his friend farting in the water and then he drank it! mr safety is awesome! but getting a tattoo on your head is kinda weird but thats ok because hes weird and its his job to be an idiot
On December 22nd, 2005 at 3:41 PM JJ said:

i love him hes so funny and keeps me in tears
On December 22nd, 2005 at 3:46 PM Celeste said:

You better come to Phoenix, AZ.
On December 22nd, 2005 at 3:54 PM Kat said:

Hes just awesome!!!
On December 22nd, 2005 at 4:27 PM Nate said:

dude ur sngs are awesome and hilarious keep it up
On December 22nd, 2005 at 4:28 PM polishgangsta said:

yo i mean this is awsome i hope he is coming to boston because if he is thats crazy shiet dude this guy is da jack there is nobody better then him he is awsome a stunt man and a jackass peace
On December 22nd, 2005 at 4:57 PM Kory said:

he should keep the tattoo for longer than 40 days!
On December 22nd, 2005 at 5:40 PM Muck Sticky said:

We love Mr Safety. Can't wait to play shows with him this year. Good investment Golden Palace! He will go far. ToOoDeLoOo
On December 22nd, 2005 at 5:56 PM johnny mac jersey rep said:

he is one funny nukka.....he needs to come to asbury park nj to do some shit...he would have a blast,a blast as in a good time and a blast as in a gun hahahahahahahahah..bring his ass here yyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
On December 22nd, 2005 at 5:58 PM johnny mac jersey rep said:

he is one funny nukka..bring his ass to asbury park nj..he would have a BLAST if ya kno what i mean hahahah......yaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaa
On December 22nd, 2005 at 8:13 PM Lindsay said:

I knew or heard nothing of Myr Safety until I joined MySpace and I check his profile for new material very often. He is hilarious and I love the fact that he is doing what he wants to do no matter what anyone may think. I love his stuff and will always come back for more. Oh and Golden Palace rocks too :P
On December 22nd, 2005 at 8:19 PM mack grill said:

mr. safety better come to nashville or wait maybe i should say smash ville tennesse cause i wanna c him so bad
On December 27th, 2005 at 2:55 PM Tre said:

awesome u should come 2 redding to show that new tat off
On December 27th, 2005 at 10:54 PM Jason said:

Lots of great talent. Always a pleasure to see his site.
On December 28th, 2005 at 7:02 AM Emo Rance from Off The Hook TV said:

safety i love you man lol
On December 31st, 2005 at 12:27 PM keri said:

he is crasy alright.. i should know.. i grew up with him.. he'll do anything for a laugh....
On December 31st, 2005 at 6:05 PM angie smangy said:

i love mr safety i want to have his babies plz send him the phoenix
On January 03rd, 2006 at 1:39 PM NRay7882 on MySpace said:

You're the man now, dog! I love checking out what you guys are up to next.
On January 04th, 2006 at 3:16 PM Matty said:

Dude...I want a tattoo on my forehead.Get up to Alberta Canada we need more crazy people,I think i`m the only one:(.
On January 04th, 2006 at 5:02 PM Naexed said:

He has to be the funniest guy on this earth.
On January 05th, 2006 at 11:21 PM Chrissy said:

I've known cory for as long as hes been my bros friend, an every year he gets crazier and funnier, i've been behind the scenes at a couple of the tapes hes done and i know he could do better with a more versatile camera so... kick back!
On January 12th, 2006 at 9:21 PM Ben Maerkle said:

Holy Feces!!!
This guy is so him more money!!!
On January 14th, 2006 at 9:39 PM grumpy said:

Looks like another Steve O wannabe
On January 15th, 2006 at 12:39 AM truth said:

Hmmmm so when you going to get the fake tattoo on your head?
On January 15th, 2006 at 10:29 PM chance craig said:

WHAT DO I THINK OF YOUR WORK!!!!>:( ITS A PIECE OF SHHHHHHHHHHHHHawsome!!! dude mr saftey has to be on jack a** hes so funny i cant believe it rock on dude!!!! come to my city dude!!! its aliso viejo california 92656!!!
On January 18th, 2006 at 12:12 AM pokeher said:

I don't think he's that funny! Looks like he's riding the wave.
On January 20th, 2006 at 3:48 PM McDonalds Man said:

he kicks ass he has some of the funniest shiznit i have seen in a while he needs to keep it up
On January 21st, 2006 at 6:04 AM Sue said:

Mr.Safety is the BEST!!! hes so awseome,wanne hear and see more...
On January 21st, 2006 at 12:12 PM conehead said:

yoooooooo your awesome! come to denton guys w00t
On January 23rd, 2006 at 4:25 PM Jill said:

God, and I thought I was funny...jeez, he's hilarious, he does what many people wouldn't probably think of doing but he has fun actually doing it compared to the idiots on Jackass who just do it for recognition and money. Wish you'd come to Lubbock Texas, I'd definitely pay to come see you and bring friends with me!!!
On January 25th, 2006 at 1:40 PM Ninjitsu said:

send this guy to Raleigh, NC (Charlie Goodnight's) your life may depend on it...
On January 30th, 2006 at 7:37 PM Steve-O said:

Mr. Safety is SIC, he needs to stop by Seattlt on his tour.
On February 03rd, 2006 at 1:28 AM Misty of D.I.K. films said:

Mr. Safety is the balls! He needs more gigs...he is a big me on this one ok...stupid people love him...thats why I love him!!! SAFETY 4EVER!!!!!!
On February 03rd, 2006 at 6:51 PM Lyndsey said:

Mr Safety Rocks!!! his girlfriend ROCKS too!!! we are from the same town WOO WOO!!!
On February 09th, 2006 at 8:38 AM Ryno said:

the guys amazing thats all to it!
On February 09th, 2006 at 8:42 AM Matt said:

mr safety rocks, i love all his stuff and cant' wait to own more of it.
On February 09th, 2006 at 8:46 AM lil will said:

mr safty is god!!!!!!!his videos rock and the music is even better!!!!!mr safty for life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On February 09th, 2006 at 8:50 AM adam said:

u are hilarious lol hahha yah idk well ur songs are funny and i laugh ha.ha.ha.
On February 09th, 2006 at 9:27 AM Miss Eve of Washington DC said:

this dude is funny as hell- I emailed him and was surprised he actually took the time to email me back! I love the Stuff he does to get reactions out of his gf. Make poop, fart in a drink, and dog gommit are my favs. I am spreading the Mr Safety "FOG" in hopes of meeting him one day while in tour here in Washington DC. You rock Mr. Safety, you will be successful! xoxoxoxo from DC
On February 09th, 2006 at 12:18 PM heavy metal jake said:

mr safety kicks ass man his girl friends cool to his video's and songs rock i listen to most of them every day and a show my friends the video's and they say he kicks ass to
On February 09th, 2006 at 12:51 PM Mike Dizzle said:

Mr Safety is one of the funniest/craziest characters I've seen in a great while. SOMEONE FARTED IN A CUP(using a straw it went straight into the water and bubbled) AND HE DRANK IT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. That speaks for itself. All in all, he provides smiles for miles and I know he's going to have a great tour. He'll make your grandma fall out of her wheel chair and she'll be laughing when she hits the floor. If I had spare money to hand out he would be at the top of my list. Good Day
On February 09th, 2006 at 2:30 PM joey d said:

mr. safety is my only reason for living.... i love him so im glad u do too
On February 09th, 2006 at 3:48 PM Dildo Baggins said:

Mr.Safety stole my like it back
On February 09th, 2006 at 6:50 PM Killer said:

He totally killz me!!!
On February 15th, 2006 at 3:02 PM Dug said:

this dude is funny ass hell....Can't wait to get my CD!!
On February 22nd, 2006 at 11:44 PM Jason said:

Really enjoy Mr Safety, Totally an awesome dude.
On February 28th, 2006 at 2:45 AM Mom Safety said:

I have been Cory's NUMBER 1 fan his whole life. I have always known that something great was going to happen for him. He always had the art of getting peoples attention in a positive comical way. I can't wait to see his first show with Golden Palace.
On April 22nd, 2006 at 11:26 PM stranger said:

dude! Mr. Saftey rocks! He's the frecking coolest guy who ever lived
On May 04th, 2006 at 5:20 AM Scooby said:

This guy is just weird as HELL!!! but he's hilarious!! He's like a mix between Jack Ass and The Bloodhound Gang! GOOD STUFF! Keep it coming!
On May 04th, 2006 at 10:48 AM kyle said:

mr safty is the shit and the toilet knows that so when he takes one...nevermind safty is the shit tho
On May 11th, 2006 at 5:30 PM Mr. Safety Professional Idiot said:

Thanks for all the cool comments.. I love you guys!
On August 07th, 2006 at 5:03 AM Suits32 said:

MrSafety = one of the most coolest/funniest/craziest/most amazing/person in the entire world..i wish io was him and GoldenPalace sponsore him forever
On August 15th, 2006 at 11:23 PM imnotreallydead said:

MrSafety is just hilarious and i cant get enough of his videos i love his mucis
On September 14th, 2006 at 12:29 PM andy toth said:

omg mr. saftey is like 1 of the funnist people i have ever had the Pleasure of watching and his music is funny i think this man deserevs his own t.v. show he puts in alot just 2 make people like me laugh and he is a nice guy from my own personal experences of messaging 2 him...saftey rocks man
On October 17th, 2006 at 10:08 PM Mike S. said:

He is so awsome, I think He is the best comedian I ever saw!
On October 29th, 2006 at 2:03 AM captron said:

Mr. Saftey rocks!

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